Badger Launching Apparatus No 3

tormentedthrenodist:

puddingcannonstudios:

No, seriously, I’m going for intentionally bad ones here. Feel free to use these. Or add more.

(If any of these actually exist, I apologize in advance.)

* Bluegrassstuck: The runaway hit band John Egbert And The Crocker Boys are on tour in Tennessee when their banjo player falls ill. It’s all over unless they can find a replacement, forcing them to draft their band manager, Col. Vantas, to stand in on banjo. Now if only he’d stop breaking the instruments! Gives a whole new meaning to the term “claw-hammer style”.

* Disneystuck: Nepeta secretly sends in job applications for all the trolls for summer internship positions at Disneyland - and they’re accepted! Karkat immediately gets assigned to costume duty after being rude to the customers. Meanwhile, Equius goes through the entire park hotel supply of towels over the course of two days.

* Cruisestuck: Eridan becomes captain of a cruise ship - and immediately dubs it the “Kismesitude Boat” in a ploy to win the affection of First Officer Peixes. All of the passengers become violently ill due to Gamzee’s brief stint at bartending.

* LawAndOrderstuck: Jane and Terezi must work together to stop a killer from claiming another victim. But they are thwarted at every turn, because no matter where they go, He Is Already There.

* I, Ribbit: Aradia and Equius run a moderately successful robotics dealership - until bad boy Dirk Strider moves in and steals all their business with his brobotics shop down the road. Their only chance is to enter the All-Alternia Robot Race and compete with Dirk for the grand prize - an exclusive contract with the Condesce!

* Herpetologystuck: Famed herpetologist and part-time rock star Jade Harley is studying frogs in the Amazon river basin - until she ends up handcuffed to Dave Strider, who’s on the run from the law! Legislacerator Pyrope and assistant Nepeta are in hot purrsuit, but lose the trail after Terezi licks a toad.

Horriblestuck:

Starring - Eridan Ampora as Doctor Horrible!
With - Feferi Peixes as Penny!
And - John Egbert Sollux Captor hilariously miscast as Captain Hammer!
Featuring - Equius Zahhak as Moist! 

Will genocidal but waffling seadweller Doctor Amporrible win the love of everyday girl Feferi? Will he defeat Captor Hammer in a sufficiently Evil manner to impress the Evil League of Evil and it’s leader, Bad Horuss?

Will Moisst Zahhak matter?

I’m really enjoying how Sollux would make the worst Captain Hammer ever:

TA: eheheh the hammer ii2 my bulge.

CA: i knoww

or later:

TA: what the fuck ii2 thii2 2hiit?

TA: “everyone2 a hero iin theiir own way”

TA: that2 iit ii quiit.

CA: uh sol youre kinda ruinin my big entrance

TA: yeah well you can 2uck my hammer.

CA: wwait wwhat

TA: how2 that for an entrance.