Badger Launching Apparatus No 3

A cavalcade of cartoon conviviality. May contain reblogs. Void where prohibited. Talk to your doctor about any possible side effects.


 

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So, on posting this week’s comic from Gallifrey One, I realized I never got around to posting two other vacation comics from my trip to San Francisco last year. So here are those as well.

Comic: Title: Day 1 - Amtrak/BART Joint Gravity Testing Facility. A graph, with the Y axis marked Perceived Weight of Bags, and the X axis marked Distance Walked From Train to Subway. The graph is made up of little suitcase icons. From 0% to 100%, there is a peak labelled Are We There Yet?, a dip labelled I Can See The Entrance!, and then a much higher peak near the end labelled Oh God, Stairs.

Did you know that the Oakland BART station isn’t actually attached to the Amtrak station? Instead you have to walk about three blocks. Ordinarily a trivial walk, until you realize just how heavy your bags are, how freakishly warm California is, and that there are no elevators or escalators to be found once you get there.

Comic: Title: Day 2 - Somewhere Near the Castro. There is a drawing of rolling hillsides. A Swiss yodeler in lederhosen and feathered cap holds an Alpenhorn. In the distance, a mountain goat wears hipster glasses, a scarf, and has a scraggly beard. Text: LOST IN THE HILLS OF SAN FRANCISCO. SADLY NO ST. BERNARDS BEARING BRANDY IN SIGHT.

…and then we got lost in the hills of San Francisco. I’m still not sure exactly where we were; perhaps we accidentally crossed dimensions and ended up in Jǫtunheimr, the mountainous Norse land of hipster giants. After we finished collapsing our way through the hills, we somehow found a portal back to our own realm. It led us to a yarn store, and then eventually we ended up at the sausagefest which is Italian food in the Castro.

And then I failed to comic any of the other days. The end.