Badger Launching Apparatus No 3

A cavalcade of cartoon conviviality. May contain reblogs. Void where prohibited. Talk to your doctor about any possible side effects.


 

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Mituna makes his appearance in SMT: Devil Summoner: Soul Hackers.

Urge to fan art…rising.

alphastridercest:

whitney explains what to do when you see a boy in a dress

alphastridercest:

whitney explains what to do when you see a boy in a dress

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I’m sitting on my bed for the third day in a row.

I’m waiting for 5PM to hit so that I can finally close my 3DS. I’ve been ‘tanning’ my avatar in the latest entry of Nintendo’s long running Animal Crossing series, New Leaf. I put ‘tanning’ in scare quotes because the method doesn’t match my intention. Yes, I’m doing the the thing the game calls tanning, but my objective isn’t just darkening my avatar’s skin tone, it’s being able to see in the screen what I see in the mirror

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criacow:

NO ONE IS EVER TRULY FREE OF TOM NOOK: A Story of Financial Planning

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picnicinparadise:

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!

Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????

No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.

This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100 

I’D RATHER SUBTRACT THINGS FROM 100 THAN SPEND AGES MULTIPLYING LARGE NUMBERS FUCK SC HOOL I FUCKXING QUIT

GAH MATH… this actually confuses me more. No, numbers, i don’t love you! CALCULATOR POWER ACTIVATE

Not to rain on anyone’s parade but I think this only works if you’re multiplying two 90s. Unless my math sucks. Can someone who is less terrible at math try it out.

Initially I thought so too but I think the math checks out. I haven’t double-checked my work though. Wolfram Alpha might be an easy way to check it.

Proposed:

xy = 100 * (100 - ((100 - x) + (100 - y))) + (100 - x) * (100 - y)

(That 100 multiplier term is just setting up the left two digits versus the right two digits)

Let:

z = 100 - x 

t = 100 - y

Then:

xy = 100 * (100 - (z + t)) + zt

xy = 100^2 - 100 * (z + t) + zt

xy = 100^2 - 100z - 100t + zt

xy = 100^2 - 100 * (100 - x) - 100 * (100 - y) + (100 - x)(100 - y)

xy = 100^2 - 100^2 + 100x - 100^2 + 100y + 100^2 - 100x - 100y + xy

 

So then pretty much all the terms cancel out and…

xy = xy

Yep, works out.

  

ETA:

Wolfram Alpha screen grab confirming my result

Booyah.

That hat is ridiculous and that pool table unusable. I love it.

I’m getting a bigger house tomorrow, so I figure I’ll either find a better place to put it or replace it with a shark tank.

For Threnody, who requested more hat to go with the mustache.

For Threnody, who requested more hat to go with the mustache.

To be fair, I taught her to say ‘charming.’

To be fair, I taught her to say ‘charming.’

khaliszt:

The Legend of Zelda logos (1986-2013)

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brashblacknonbeliever:

With Father’s day fast approaching, I would like to send a shout out to the people typically ignored on days like this:

  • To the people with abusive fathers
  • To the people absentee fathers
  • To the people who don’t know their fathers
  • To the people who cut their fathers out of their lives
  • To the people with conflicting feelings about father’s day because their own father was a piece of shit but other men they know and love are awesome dads
  • To the people who learned how not to be a shitty dad by not doing what their father did

You are not alone. If you don’t want to celebrate father’s day or you don’t want to talk to your father, that’s perfectly fine. Do whatever it takes to make sure you are healthy and happy.

Saw an SA goon with a shitty dad who walked when he was a kid. He had the best solution: second mother’s day, she earned it.

If your mom was an asshole too, all parental holidays can become I Survived My Childhood Awareness Day where you buy yourself a nice dinner, get self-indulgent with the internal monologue with loads of compliments about the fact that you are incredibly badass for just coming out of that meat grinder with your heart intact. For added happiness, find some friends with similar issues and make a party of it. The strongest families are glued together from shards picked up off the floor, I sincerely believe that.

fantrolls:

a couple of people asked for rose’s black squiddle dress! :o

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criacow:

canadrien:

I went over to criacow’s Animal Crossing town today to plunder some pears and raid the stores, and I just…

a) Cow flag. Cow flag
b) Graham is adorable and I want to take him home with me. 
c) Broink. Broink is a thing. For all the bro pigs out there. Omg. 

Yes even my Animal Crossing self wears hoodies and headphones everywhere. What

:D :D :D

SO THE STORY OF BROINK. Curly works out all the time. He even calls me “ladybro”. It’s kind of adorable.

He starts out saying “, nyoink?” all the time. As you start to become better friends, at some point he confides that he needs a new catchphrase, and asks you what it is. In what is probably my best stroke of genius yet, I set it to “broink”.

It’s beautiful.

(I’m glad you like my cow flag. I’m also glad I managed to get there exactly in time to photobomb your shot. <3)

Oh wow, I had no idea everyone’s residents were so different.

I have yet to have Lyman the Koala (who also works out all the time and calls me ladybro and thus I assume is the equivalent of your Curly) ask me if he should say something other than “chips”, but I did get Portia the Dalmatian to change her catch phrase from “ruffian” to “bowchicka”.

I don’t care what the weather is like; it’s summer, damnit.

Incidentally, these pickles are so spicy that even I am finding myself challenged by them.

Professional lady detective and mayor.

Professional lady detective and mayor.