a homestuck/seinfeld AU where Terezi is Jerry, Karkat is George, Vriska is Elaine, Sollux is Kramer, and Equius is Newman
CG: YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF THE MAGNITUDE OF THIS THING.
CG: IF HE IS ALLOWED TO INFILTRATE THIS WORLD THEN KARKAT VANTAS AS YOU KNOW HIM CEASES TO EXIST.
CG: YOU SEE, RIGHT NOW I HAVE QUADRANTS KARKAT. BUT THERE IS ALSO INDEPENDENT KARKAT. THAT’S THE KARKAT YOU KNOW, THE KARKAT YOU GREW UP WITH!
CG: MOVIE KARKAT, MEMO KARKAT, LIAR KARKAT…
GC: 1 LOV3 TH4T K4RK4T! >:]
CG: ME TOO, AND HE’S DYING!
CG: IF FUTURE KARKAT WALKS THROUGH THIS DOOR, HE WILL KILL PRESENT KARKAT!
CG: A KARKAT DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF CANNOT STAND!
IT HAS BEGUN.
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Magic, an epic in three-ish acts, in which our heroes still do not understand their universe. Or rather, multiverse.
Or rather, Alfred.
Act I Scene i is now on public view. I have 8 chapters done (almost to the end of Act II) and plan to release chapters every two weeks to keep a sensible buffer. Meta can be really slow writing.
Look look look look! Look at this amazing thing written for me! Good fic best gift.
Seriously, it is amazing meta, and I highly recommend it.
People who think there are only two sexes aren’t worth your time tbh. No argument you have will mean anything to someone with a 9th grade understanding of biology.
We didn’t fuckin’ stutter. we mean sexes. Way to erase intersex folk. Get the fuck out.
Also intersecting people are kinda… Something else? The TWO sexes are chromosome pairs XX and XY
We didn’t fuckin’ stutter. Intersex people are people with valid sexes.
Again, you have a 9th grade understanding of biology. Various mods have biology/nursing degrees. stfu.
Indeed. XX and XY are not in fact human sexes. They’re chromosomes, and genes that govern what are commonly described as primary and secondary sexual characteristics are located all over the 23 pairs, not just the 23rd pair that cis people verbally fellate every time they talk to a trans woman.
Intersex people are not “kinda something else” and internetaddiction can fuck right off with that dyadic bullshit. Intersex people are part of the realm of human possibility, so stop fucking shoving us off to the side and pretending we don’t count when discussing the fact that sex is a social construct, because your bullshit “XX is female, XY is male” is one of the reasons that intersex genital mutilation was a big thing.
More than two sexes, more than two genders. And sexes are not just “binary” and “intersex.”
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’